Shopping with the boys

I really need to find a shopping/babysitting partner. Somebody with whom I can trade babysitting while I shop, so that neither of us will have to take our children with us. Why? Because shopping with young children is a pain in the... well, it's a pain anyway.

I either have to get those obnoxiously large shopping carts that come with a car attached to the front to keep the younglings happy.... (notice that they are each only interested in the other's horn):

Or I have to fight with this nonsense because my 1-year-old is too chubby for the waist straps to fit around:

For more fun memories regarding obnoxiously large shopping carts, please refer to THIS POST.